top of page

chapter 4
the rudest chinese new year ads of all time

​

Happy Carsome New year! Your FAmILY SUCKS!

​

Chinese New Year is when families come together and celebrate the new year on the Lunar calendar. Although it's a joyous time it is also often a very annoying time where family members pester you with tough questions like; "got new girlfriend already?", "new job pay you how much?", "eh, where's your new car?", etc. If you notice during the CNY period, there is always a lot of linkage between prosperity and wealth in terms of new things.

 

But as a buy-and-sell platform, we want to change the narrative to redefine prosperity because who says prosperity is about getting new things? Even though most people express wealth with everything shiny and new, we wanted to remind people that love is the most important thing when it comes to prosperity. 

 

As the topic was such a major point of discussion in Malaysia we had to make sure our audience's attention from the start. It had to be impactful and to do this we hijacked all major newspapers and placed a hate letter to a specific family member on the front page of all major publications. Each of these advertisements starts with a sentence that seems negative but as you read onward the reader begins to understand that it isn't as bad and that we have all forgotten the true meaning of prosperity. 

​

SISTER (The Sun)

202428565 Carsome Press Ads FA01_OL_The Sun 360H x 260W cover.jpg

This CNY Drive your sister away...​

​

She’s our player two, who pushes all our right buttons. 

The partner-in-crime, who believed in us when no one did.

Our ally who are the only ones that would drop their dreams for us.

She’s our sister. 

 

As she’s always been the support that helps us level up,

Maybe it's time for us to be player two 

And thank our sisters for everything that they’ve done for us. 

 

For all the times they’ve driven us to greater heights,

Here’s the chance to return the favour.

To gift them a brand-like-new car to complete more levels, together. 

 

This Chinese New Year

Carsome is giving Ong-tastic deals for you to buy a car for your loved ones

So we can go on a beautiful journey

Of appreciating the true meaning of prosperity.

 

Happy Carsome New Year.

202428565 Carsome Press Ads FA01_OL_The Sun 370H x 260W inside.jpg

SPOUSE (The Star)

202428565 Carsome Press Ads FA01_OL_The Star 370H x 261W Cover.jpg

Tell your partner to leave you because they're crazy

​

The love of our lives,

Our one and only,

The crazy one.

 

Oh, the crazy ways they juggle so many roles.

They crazily leave their dreams behind as we pursue ours.

It could be that big promotion, a luxurious girl's trip, or even their dream car.

How do they put their desires aside for us?

 

This is to our other-halves, who are crazy enough to give us their all 

The peace of mind for us to try, cry and fly,

Maybe it’s time for us to do something ‘siao’ for them?

Like surprising them with a brand-like-new car. 

So they can finally leave us and spend time with her bunch of crazies.

 

This Chinese New Year

Carsome is giving Ong-tastic deals for you to buy a car for your loved ones

So we can go on a beautiful journey

Of appreciating the true meaning of prosperity.

 

Happy Carsome New Year.

202428565 Carsome Press Ads FA01_OL_The Star 370H x 261W Inside.jpg

MOTHER (Sin Chew Daily)

202428565 Carsome Press Ads FA01_OL_Sin Chew 450H x 320W Cover.jpg

This Chinese new year, give your mom the boot

 

Moms weren’t always moms.

They were once travelers. 

Entrepreneurs. Dreamers. 

 

Then you came along.

And the hours she put into her passions

were given oh-so-generously to you.

 

This year, let’s appreciate 

the true meaning of prosperity - our loved ones.

And the little things we can do to show our gratitude 

 

Like getting her a brand like-new car

with a spacious boot, 

To fill it up with her dreams 

and go on her adventures once more

 

This Chinese New Year

Carsome is giving Ong-tastic deals for you to buy a car for your loved ones

So we can go on a beautiful journey

Of appreciating the true meaning of prosperity.

 

Happy Carsome New Year.

202428565 Carsome Press Ads FA01_OL_Sin Chew 530H x 320W inside.jpg

FATHER (Guang Ming Daily)

202428565 Carsome Press Ads FA01_OL_Guang Ming 530H x 320W Cover.jpg

Tell your dad he's not enough

​

Dads aren’t just dads. 

They’re drivers. Teachers. Handymen. 

We can fill the entire newspaper with the hats they wear.

 

The one thing he isn’t, is himself sometimes

Because he’s given up so many things

Probably passed on that dream car he always wanted along the way

Just to set the stage and put the spotlight on us. 

 

Dads made our dreams a reality. 

Maybe this is the prosperity that we’ve been blessed with all this while?

And maybe it’s time we did something for him

 

Like handing him the keys to a brand like-new car

He’ll still gladly be your driver, teacher, and handyman

Except this time, he’ll have another hat to wear

And that’s of a proud man who’s at the wheels of the car he’s always wanted.

 

This Chinese New Year

Carsome is giving Ong-tastic deals for you to buy a car for your loved ones

So we can go on a beautiful journey

Of appreciating the true meaning of prosperity.

 

Happy Carsome New Year.

202428565 Carsome Press Ads FA01_OL_Guang Ming 530H x 320W inside.jpg

BROTHER (News Strait Times)

Stop buying your brother new things! he doesn't deserve it!

​

He’s your worst enemy but also your greatest friend. 

He’s your brother. 

Your day one partner. 

 

From clothes, to sports teams, and even dream cars. 

Oh, how you wanted to be just like him. 

 

He inspired your dreams and then took a backseat to support your success. 

He’s your harshest critic but also the best teacher. 

He’s the annoyance that doesn’t stop but also the bodyguard from life’s roadblocks. 

Without him, you would not be where you are today. 

 

So let’s show gratitude to our brothers. 

And you know he doesn’t deserve an Ang Pow or a hamper. 

But what about the dream car that they’ve parked at the back of their heads?

That’s more like it.

 

This Chinese New Year

Carsome is giving Ong-tastic deals for you to buy a car for your loved ones

So we can go on a beautiful journey

Of appreciating the true meaning of prosperity.

 

Happy Carsome New Year.

DIGITAL BANNERS

Carsome-Grab-In-App-Ad-Lead-Gen.jpg
Carsome-Grab-In-App-Ad-Grab-food.jpg
Carsome-Grab-In-App-Ad-Homepage-feed.jpg
Carsome-Grab-In-App-Ad-Grab-Car.jpg

MONEY PACKETS (ANG POWS)

give me the money!

​

Culturally married couples give red money packets to young and single family members. So, this year we decided to create gold money packets for children to give their parents for all their sacrifices and to give thanks for all they have given us.

​

67107.jpg
67106.jpg

Mother

​

Thank you for all the times you’ve put me ahead of your passions.

For everything that you loved, you loved me more.

For every dream you had, my dreams came first.

And I hope that one day, I can give you that adventure you’ve given me.

 

Happy Carsome New Year 

 

[QR Code to love discount calculator]

Scan here to enjoy specials from Carsome!

Father

​

Thank you for putting your dreams aside as I pursued mine. 

For giving up the things you loved most because you loved me more

For every door you closed for yourself, you opened one for me.

And one day, I hope to return a little bit of the love that you’ve given to me. 

 

Happy Carsome New Year. 

 

[QR Code to love discount calculator]

Scan here to enjoy specials from Carsome!

© Cavan Ang. 

bottom of page